Life isn't a fairytale




cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested


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(Source: hoes-nd-clothes)


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colourfresh:

Quality images

colourfresh:

Quality images


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My boyfriend is a total sweetheart and bought me my first knife


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lacigreen:

in which john green is the cutest dad.

(Source: nerdfighterproblems)


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brxkenpetal:


☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

(Source: rustlingaway)


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imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.


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tennants-hair:

lokean-nomad:

nothingbecomingsomething:

weightlesslives:
Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever

And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.

That too


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quotelounge:

More good vibes here

quotelounge:

More good vibes here


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drag0nage:

spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

only 4 light years? damn son

drag0nage:

spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

only 4 light years? damn son


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fasterfood:

sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting


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superviciouslove:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

superviciouslove:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

(Source: neverlost0)


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Straight White Boy Problem #462

lemonlade:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

my phone ran out of battery so i cant play 2048 and none of my friends are in this class. school is so boring……..i guess its time for me to show my skills *starts banging on table rhythmically with a pencil until teacher asks me to stop*

THIS IS THE BEST ONE


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